235 - Con Air

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First of all, head over to nextgreatpodcast.tongal.com and vote for Sol's new podcast pilot, Development Hell, to go to series at iHeartRadio! (It's nothing to do with that previous Development Hell show).

Then you can listen to this week's episode with a clean conscience as Sol repeatedly begs you to go and vote in between discussing Con Air with Allen and preparing/eating his dinner.

Yep, this week's episode is a bit of a shambles. But it's a Nicolas Cage film so that's appropriate.

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Films covered in this episode:
Con Air
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 75%

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233 - Citizen Kane (with Calvin Dyson)

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After three weeks of zombie movies, SpongeBob and the worst James Bond movie ever made, it's about time Diminishing Returns got stuck into something a bit high-brow for a change.
That's why we gave our Patrons the option to select a film off the American Film Institute's list of greatest movies ever made. Thankfully, they chose Citizen Kane, which also ties into the upcoming release of David Fincher's Mank, so here we are!

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Films covered in this episode:
Citizen Kane
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Overall score: 97%

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232 - Die Another Day (with Calvin Dyson)

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It's the end of the Pierce Brosnan era! Die Another Day is famously Sol and Allen's go-to answer to "worst James Bond movie of all time". Does it live up (down?) to the hype? As usual, Calvin is on hand to try and keep them in check.

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Die Another Day
Allen: ✰ ✰
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰
Overall score: 44%

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231 - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

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Tying into the UK-release of Sponge On the Run, the third SpongeBob SquarePants movie, we're covering the previous two SpongeBob SquarePants movies, which is going to be interesting to say Allen has never seen a single episode of the series before...

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Films covered in this episode:
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Overall score: 80%

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
Allen: ✰ ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 60%

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230 - Podcast of Horror V.III: Day of the Dead (with Calvin Dyson)

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The final, most Halloweeny part of this year's three-part Halloween special takes a look at our two remaining George A. Romero zombie movies: 1985's Day of the Dead and 2005's Land of the Dead. We also touch on Taurus Entertainment's continued attempts to draw blood from a stone.

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Films covered in this episode:
Day of the Dead (1985)
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 77%

Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005)
Allen: n/s
Calvin: n/s
Sol: ½
Overall score: 10%

Day of the Dead (2008)
Allen: ✰ ✰ ½
Calvin: n/s
Sol: ½
Overall score: 30%

Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017)
Allen: n/s
Calvin: n/s
Sol: ✰ ½
Overall score: 30%

Land of the Dead
Allen: ✰ ✰ ½
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 57%

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229 - Podcast of Horror V.II: Dawn of the Dead (with Calvin Dyson)

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This year's three-part Diminishing Returns Halloween special continues with the next two movies in George A. Romero's "Of the Dead" zombie franchise: Survival of the Dead and Dawn of the Dead. We take a look at Zack Snyder's 2004 remake, too.

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Films covered in this episode:
Survival of the Dead
Allen: ✰ ½
Calvin: ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 40%

Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Allen: ✰ ½
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Overall score: 70%

Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 60%

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228 - Podcast of Horror V.I: Night of the Living Dead (with Calvin Dyson)

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Diminishing Returns are going big for Halloween, this year, with a three-part "Podcast of Horror" special! We've been wanting to cover George A. Romero's "Of the Dead" zombie franchise for years, now, but we've finally found a solid place to fit them all in in a way that can do them justice. Looking at the films in the order of their internal chronology, we're starting, this week, with Night of the Living Dead, its hundreds of remakes and Diary of the Dead.

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Films covered in this episode:
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Overall score: 94%

Night of the Living Dead (1990)
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰
Calvin: n/a
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 65%

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Allen: n/a
Calvin: n/a
Sol: ✰ ✰
Overall score: 40%

Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-Animation (2012)
Allen: n/a
Calvin: n/a
Sol: ✰
Overall score: 20%

Night of the Living Dead: Resurrection (2012)
Allen: n/a
Calvin: n/a
Sol: ½
Overall score: 10%

Night of the Living Dead: Darkest Dawn (2015)
Allen: n/a
Calvin: n/a
Sol: ½
Overall score: 10%

Diary of the Dead (2007)
Allen: ✰ ½
Calvin: ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰
Overall score: 40%

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227 - Teen Wolf (with Jeff Davis)

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It's a particularly exciting week for Diminishing Returns - not because of the films we're covering (definitely not). No, it's an exciting week because we're joined by the one and only Jeff Davis to discuss all things Teen Wolf, including its transition from a questionable Michael J. Fox vehicle into a sexy, teen-drama series on MTV.

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Films covered in this episode:
Teen Wolf (1985)
Allen: ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 35%

Teen Wolf Too
Allen: ✰
Sol: ✰ ½
Overall score: 25%

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226 - Murder on the Orient Express (with Calvin Dyson)

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Murder, murder, murder! In a Diminishing Returns first (not counting that Diminisode where we covered Knives Out), we take a look at a murder mystery movie! It's Murder on the Orient Express, taking aim at the 1974 Sidney Lumet film starring Albert Finney as Hercule Poirot and the 2017 Kenneth Branagh version in anticipation of its sequel, Death on the Nile, which was due out this week but has since been delayed until December. We considered delaying this episode but figured we couldn't be bothered.

Also covered are the 2001 Alfred Molina version, the 2010 episode of the Poirot TV series and the 2015 Japanese version.

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Films (and TV) covered in this episode:
Murder on the Orient Express (1974)
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 67%

Murder on the Orient Express (2001)
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰
Calvin: n/s
Sol: n/s
Overall score: 60%

Poirot episode:
“Murder on the Orient Express” (2010)
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Calvin: n/s
Sol: n/s
Overall score: 80%

Murder on the Orient Express (2015)
Allen: ✰ ✰
Calvin: n/s
Sol: n/s
Overall score: 40%

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰
Overall score: 67%

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225 - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

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We had arguably the most exciting episode of Diminishing Returns yet all lined up, but our special guest had to postpone at the 11th hour, leaving us scrambling for content. We popped on One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and two and a half hours later, we recorded this: an unusually impromptu edition of the podcast. Fret not, though, because we have yet another incredibly special guest coming up two weeks from now…

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Films covered in this episode:
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Overall score: 80%

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224 - Watchmen (with How Didn't This Get Made?)

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Guests: How Didn’t This Get Made? (Sol Harris & Conor Murray)

Films covered in this episode:
Watchmen
Allen: ✰ ✰
Conor: ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Overall score: 54%

What is this, a crossover episode? Diminishing Returns are joined by How Didn't This Get Made? (who, confusingly, were going by "Development Hell" when this was recorded), the brand-new podcast from Sol Harris and Conor Murray that examines the history of movie projects that never got made.

Why? To examine one of the most infamous cases of a film that nearly never got made, but eventually fought its way out of Development Hell, only to finally make its way up and onto the big screen: Watchmen.

Is there a legitimate place for Zack Synder? Where does the film fit into the DC universe now that The Flash is going to go all Spider-Verse on us? Is the #SnyderCut better? All this and more in this week's edition of Diminishing Returns / How Didn't This Get Made?!

Find How Didn't This Get Made? on Apple Podcasts, here. (Or just search for them on your podcast provider)!

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222 - Vampire's Kiss

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Films covered in this episode:
Vampire’s Kiss
Allen: ✰ ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 50%

It's finally here: Diminishing Returns doing a Nicolas Cage episode! If you've never seen (or heard) of Vampire's Kiss, don't let that put you off as we're going to hold your hand through what is quite an obscure relic. Audio clips abound, along with a Nic Cage quiz and the birth of a new phrase, destined for the Oxford English Dictionary: "Cinematic Concealism".

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221 - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (with Gareth Allen)

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Guest: Gareth Allen

Films covered in this episode:
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Gareth: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 74%

Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Gareth: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 74%

Bill & Ted Face the Music is finally upon us, after years (followed by additional months of delay-based) waiting! To mark this most excellent of occasions, Sol and Allen are joined by Gareth to discuss Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

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220 - The Meg (with Calvin Dyson)

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Guest: Calvin Dyson

Films covered in this episode:
The Meg
Allen: ✰ ✰ ½
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 50%

It's the surprise return of #CalvinsSharks, the poorly named sub-series of Diminishing Returns episode where Calvin makes us cover shark movies! Except this time, it's Allen making Calvin do it. "It" being Jason Statham vehicle The Meg. Why? Well, you name another shark movie worth doing that we haven't already covered...

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219 - The World Is Not Enough (with Calvin Dyson)

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Guest: Calvin Dyson

Films covered in this episode:
The World Is Not Enough
Allen: ✰ ½
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 57%

We're whizzing through the James Bond franchise because what else is there to do in 2020 but watch old movies? This time, it's The World Is Not Enough. Is this finally the film to win over Sol and Allen? Obviously not, but it's a funny journey, we promise.

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218 - The Christopher Nolan Season Rises (with Gareth Allen)

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Guest: Gareth Allen

Films covered in this episode:
The Dark Knight Rises
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Gareth: ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰
Overall score: 53%

Interstellar
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰
Gareth: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 84%

Dunkirk
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Gareth: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 73%

Christopher Nolan Season comes to a thrilling and much-better-thought-through conclusion than The Dark Knight Rises with this: "The Christopher Nolan Season Rises", a look at the third Nolan Batman movie, Interstellar and an in-depth look at Dunkirk (following us touching on it in our 2018 Oscars episode, where we covered all of the Best Picture nominees).

Gareth Allen joins us to lend a third voice among the split opinions that dominate this episode.

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217 - The Christopher Nolan Season (with Emily Slade)

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Guest: Emily Slade

Films covered in this episode:
The Prestige
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰
Emily: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Overall score: 80%

The Dark Knight
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Emily: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 88%

Inception
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 90%

Diminishing Returns continue their exploration of Christopher Nolan's filmography with the help of Emily Slade, on hand to guide them through The Prestige, The Dark Knight and Inception.

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216 - Christopher Nolan Season Begins (with Paul Brear)

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Guest: Paul Brear

Films covered in this episode:
Following
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Brear: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 74%

Memento.
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Brear: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 90%

Insomnia (1997)
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰
Brear: n/s
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Overall score: 65%

Insomnia (2000)
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰
Brear: ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Overall score: 67%

Batman Begins
Allen: ✰ ✰ ✰ ½
Brear: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Calvin: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Sol: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
Overall score: 78%

Our hotly anticipated Christopher Nolan Season launches with a look at the first third of his career, comprising of Following, Memento., Insomnia and Batman Begins.

Paul Brear joins us for a discussion that also spans the chronological cut of Memento. and the original, 1997 version of Insomnia, of which Nolan's film was a remake.

Listen, then come back next week for The Prestige, The Dark Knight and Inception!

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